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February 25, 2009

What Great Beach Bunnies and Salespeople Have in Common

Filed under: Salesmanship — Apryl @ 9:49 am

Maybe it’s just the marketer in me, but I do love to watch a great salesperson in action. It’s about as much fun to watch good salesmanship in progress as it is to ogle bronzed and sculpted Beach Bunnies (of either sex) while doodling in the sand beneath a multi-colored umbrella.

 

And it’s almost as rare.

 

Walk into any store these days, you’re as likely to encounter clerks of the vacant-stare variety as you are the preponderance of corpulent beach blobs that now over-populate our sandy shores. Both have squeezed out the better views of late, haven’t they?

 

But every once in a while, a ray of sunshine comes along to make you smile…case in point—our local STAPLES® store.

 

Our little town on the edge of the Maryland border with Delaware has two strikes against it when it comes to making sales: 1.) a small, rural population, and 2.) proximity to a sales-tax-free state. But what our little STAPLES® lacks in inventory and sales volume, was more than matched last week by one clerk’s natural marketing savvy. I’ll call him Tom.

 

Daughter #2 needed a computer, and we stopped into the local store for a look-see, not really intending to spend any money. What first caught my attention about Tom was that he read our body language and held back from approaching us at first, but being an observant fellow, gleaned a few nuggets from our conversation.

 

I’ll be the first to admit that my 21-year-old daughter’s pockets have holes in them—and not small ones, but gaping, ragged things the size of DeMoines. I’m not sure if Tom just overheard our whispered entreaties in #2’s ear for frugality, or if he observed us trying to drag her away from the biggest, shiniest, most expensive computer in the shop, but he grasped the gist of our situation immediately, and came to the rescue.

 

“You really don’t want that one,” Tom whispered to her, as she stared with hunger at the top-of-the-line whiz-bang, touch-screen model. “It’s got some problems you won’t want to deal with later—and we have a much better deal right over here…you’re looking for maximum memory capacity, right?” 

 

And he gently led her away from the glistening giga-whoozy to a much more reliable (and cheaper) model, discussing its advantages and high points in non-salesy, unthreatening tones, and asking her a barrage of salient questions.

 

He was charming, tailoring the conversation to her needs, and before long had her enthusiastic about the less expensive (by half) machine (Yes! There is a God!).

 

But this guy also knew how to read wants and desires—not just practicality, and was oh-so-observant of her straying eyes, which kept meandering back to the glossy, big screen.

 

“Tell you what…I can get this model with a 22-inch flat screen that has the same resolution as the big one, and still be within this one’s sale price,” he tempted. “Here, let’s take a look…”

 

I could tell from the way she responded to him that he hit all the right buttons, and before long he had her set up with anti-virus software and an extended warranty—even helped her get a STAPLES® credit card so she could purchase it today (Urgency, anyone?). All for just a tiny bit more than she was prepared to spend that day. He even opened up a closed register so we wouldn’t have to wait in line—carefully explained all her benefits (again)—and even helped us out the door with the purchase. We felt extra, EXTRA special.

 

I had to smile. David Ogilvy’s “Buckets of Charm” description fit Tom to a “T.” In fact, #2 felt so well after we got home with her treasure that she wanted to call up the store manager immediately and try to get Tom a raise.

 

All-in-all, I would say that that trip to STAPLES® was right up there with a good day at the beach…for me, observing a consummate salesman in action is almost as much fun as boardwalk fries and sand between the toes.

 

But then again, I’m a marketing nerd and it’s the middle of winter—there aren’t many Beach Bunnies in Maryland this time of year.

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February 17, 2009

A funny thing happened on the way to the Post Office

Filed under: Uncategorized — Apryl @ 9:56 am

A couple of classic examples of the Law of Attraction happened last week that I found interesting.

 

One was positive—the other negative.

 

The negative one happened to the postal clerk at my local USPS where I took some mail at the last minute on Friday. I came in five minutes before closing with a box of bulky letters that needed first-class postage, and the harried clerk gave me an exasperated look.

 

It’s a small post office, and I’ve known the clerk for years. “Oh, Apryl,” she sighed, which made me feel quite guilty for burdening her at the end of the day, but heck—they HAD to go out!  The letters were all the same size, in Tyvek envelopes with a small box inside, so she gritted her teeth and got to work programming the machine to spit out 17 consecutive postage stickers at $1.85 each.

 

Wouldn’t you know it? Half way through the lot, the machine jammed. Oh boy…

 

She threw up her hands in frustration and opened the machine to unclog it, all the while complaining that she hated working Saturdays—every time she needed to get out of there, something like this happens. The machine never jams except on those busy Saturdays—NEVER!  It always happens to her, and that’s why she hates, Hates, HATES working Saturdays. She exuded stress like a billowing black cloud.

 

In the middle of this tirade the machine jammed again, which sent her into another tizzy. She ended up rebooting the system altogether and having to hand-write my receipt. Meanwhile more people poured in.  Murphy’s Law, right?

 

I think it’s more the Law of Attraction. If you EXPECT things to go wrong, they usually do. We attract the vibes we put out on a subconscious level. Expect stress—GET stress.

 

But the flip-side to this story is the more positive aspect of the Law of Attraction. The letters I was sending out took me a week to formulate, print, and stuff, and were written to prospective clients I’ve been researching over the past two weeks.

 

During that time I made 40 or so phone calls, formulated the letter—sent along a bulky item to attract attention, printed up some nice information packets on my business…in short, concentrated all my efforts on attracting these wonderful prospects, and sending out those positive vibes to the “Universe.”

 

And the whole time I was making phone calls, researching and writing, I got phone calls. And these were from people not related to my search who were looking for a writer with my qualifications. Several—in the same week! I even had a carpool partner offer to pay me to help them with an upcoming PowerPoint project that week—all of it out of the blue and unsolicited by me.

But it wasn’t until I had the little Post Office visit that the positive versus negative aspects of the Law of Attraction really came home to me.  And it made me that much more aware of the need to keep things positive, and to concentrate on sending out those “good” vibes—so I get more back. Because honestly, it works both ways.

 

What about you? I’ll be you’ve had your share of experiences like this. Do you stress out about being late, and hit EVERY stop light on the way to your destination? Worry about what shoe is going to drop next? Expect to be turned down for an upcoming project? Nine times out of ten the outcome is negative—because you expected it to be.

 

But when you’re feeling great about something you just did, or wake up in a great mood, doesn’t it work in reverse most of the time?  Think about it. When things are going your way and you feel like you’re “in the groove,” what circumstances preceded it?  I’ll bet if you examine it closely, you’ll see that your mood and outlook had a LOT to do with positive outcomes. 

 

So try it!  If you catch yourself getting all stressed out, depressed and anxious, do whatever it takes to reverse that energy in your head. Play some music you love—surround yourself with positive friends and laughter—watch a funny movie—do something nice for a stranger. You’ll be surprised how fast your mood changes, and the neat things that come your way because of it.

 

Here’s to a VERY prosperous and happy 2009!

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